Sing Along

I have a tendency to talk back to my radio, and I don’t mean to those annoying commercial or talk show host but to the singers and their lyrics. I just can’t help sassing back.

ARTIST/SONG: Jason Derülo – In My Head

Jason: Just leave with me now, say the word, and we’ll go
Me: No thank you.
Jason: I’ll be your teacher. I’ll show you the ropes.
Me: Ropes? Are you trying to kidnap me?
Jason: You’ll see a side of love you’ve never know
Me: (scoffs) You’re thinking of lust.
Jason: Some dudes know all the right things to say
Me: You’re not one of them.
Jason: Instead of talking let me demonstrate
Me: I have mace, and I will use it
Jason: Get down to business let’s skip foreplay
Me: If you want sex – call a hooker
Jason: Just leave with me
Me: Let me make this clear. Not only no – hell no!
Jason: I’ll show you the ropes
Me: And this here is a restraining order
Jason: I can see it … In my head
Me: Keep it in there!
Jason: You fulfill my fantasy in my head
Me: Psycho! Someone call 911
Jason: You’ll be screaming
Me: Nooooo!

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