After hearing Christmas songs play over and over again, you either tune them out or actually start to wonder about them. My daughters and I were discussing this and have come to the conclusion that Let it Snow was a guy’s guild to a conquest.
No, really. Think about it.
Guy 1: I’m telling you this will work. But you have to do it on a day you know it’s going to storm.
Guy 2: You want me to go to my girlfriend’s house in a blizzard?
Guy 1: No, just as the storm is starting and then when you get there say the road were frightening. Now you can use the excuse to come in and get warm by the fire since you have no place to go till the roads get cleared. And don’t drive a truck. That will make it too easy to send you on your way.
Guy 2: Ok I see where this is going, but she is going to be worried about things.
Guy 1: That’s why you bring a distraction. Say popcorn and a movie. Get the lights turned down. Get her in the mood. She should be good for some making out after the movie if you get something she likes. In those few hours the fire will have burned down and snow will have done its job. You will be snowed in without her even knowing.
Guy 2: (getting into the act) I hate going out in the cold. I’m sure I can make it home without freezing to death if I had you to hold me.
Guy 1: Now you’re getting it. Good for another half hour of kissing at the door and to finish it off say if you really love me you wouldn’t make me go. Boom! You’re staying the night!