For those of you who do not talk to themselves or have their thoughts interject things at random at you let me share mine. There have been a few moments when I thought my mind was hilarious and on other occasions wondered just where it was taking us. Thank goodness that I have enough self-control during those times to not smack myself silly.
SETUP: It’s the weekend, and I’m excited to be up early so I can go horseback riding.
MY MIND: It’s the weekend! Dances around nakedly!
ME: What the … I’m fully dressed! (Yes, I said that out loud to myself – and yes, I was clothed.)