Watching the episode of Dr Quinn – the one where they are trying for a baby. Kaylie and I start talking about the process.
Kaylie: when I have kids I’m not going to worry about the timing.
Me: that’s what your father and I did. We told the Lord it was in His hands and just enjoyed ourselves. Of course He thought we were having too much fun and sent you.
Kaylie: *laughing comically * no more excitement for you two for the next eighteen years!
Me: *looks at her seriously* and just how old are you?
Kaylie: *stops laughing * I have never felt more unwanted.
Me: * laughs hysterically *