Dirk and I were discussing the latest zombie thread on Facebook – you are being attacked and the first thing you grab to your right is your weapon, can you survive?
I grabbed my Apple Pencil- all ready to stab anything that comes close. Dirk grabs a bottle of olive oil.
Me:*bust up laughing *
Dirk: Maybe I can pour it on the floor and hope for a quick escape.
Me: Or maybe you can poor it over yourself and become a greased pig that they can’t catch.