As any twisted person, I contemplate dying and what I would say to loved ones – or any nearby person – right before I die to mess with their heads.
-Death before taxes
-Can you hear my heart beat?
-I bet you want to know where I hid –
-Come closer I have something to tell *long drawn out pause* BOO!
-I’M NOT COMING PEACEFULLY!
– *While staring above everyone’s heads* Couldn’t you have picked me up in the chariot?
– *While staring at the foot of the bed* What do you mean horns? I ordered a halo!
And my favorite
-Oh one last breath *gasp*, oh give me *gasp* one last *gas-*