Doctors orders

Today was full of questions- mostly directed at me. I went into the doctors (and I do mean plural) and had test run. My current mental and memory deterioration is causing some alarm.

It’s was not too reassuring when they told me that I should not drive, ride horses and that I should stay out of the kitchen. I’m still a little confused by the last one. What exactly are they afraid of? What I might eat? That I might forget to turn off a stove? Or did someone tell them about how bad of a cook I am? lol