How hot was it

How the heat has effected our place.

The dogs – only go out to do business and then promptly retreat back into the house and onto the vents.

The chickens – when brought snacks will pick them up and run back to the shade; under the deck, in the pine tree, the broken sprinkler, and only come out for brief moments for substance.

The humans – only go outside when needed and when we do sweat off 10 pounds but quickly replace it with 10 gallons of liquid apron our returning indoors to rehydrate!

Zombie theories

Dirk and I were discussing the latest zombie thread on Facebook – you are being attacked and the first thing you grab to your right is your weapon, can you survive?

I grabbed my Apple Pencil- all ready to stab anything that comes close. Dirk grabs a bottle of olive oil.

Me:*bust up laughing *

Dirk: Maybe I can pour it on the floor and hope for a quick escape.

Me: Or maybe you can poor it over yourself and become a greased pig that they can’t catch.